dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

loupdelalune:

King Krule - Baby Blue

I could’ve been someone
to you.
Would have painted the skies blue,
Baby blue,
If you knew.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?